From Neil Harvey.

HAVING looked at the plans for the redevelopment of St Aubin, I would like to give my full support for this marvellous project.

It is comforting to know that Jersey’s politicians and developers are finally listening to us normal folk.

With that in mind, may I suggest some other bright ideas that will surely improve this already beautiful Island?

Isn’t it time something was done about the unsightly barren scrubland of St Ouen’s Bay? What’s the point of it? It seems to have no purpose. Perhaps a tastefully designed water park complete with slides and wave pools could be incorporated into St Ouen’s Pond.

As well as improving the aesthetics of the bay, it will also give a timely boost to the tourist industry.

All these new tourists will need somewhere to buy groceries, so I suggest building a Tesco superstore on the sand dunes.

While we are at it, let’s put a casino in Bonne Nuit Harbour, and build a cruise ship terminal on our Ramsar site down at St Clement. Ah wait, that one has already been thought of, hasn’t it?

We wait with bated breath for the next unwanted débâcle to be thrust upon us.

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