‘In our celebrity-dominated culture, why not broaden the qualifications to encompass former politicians, entertainers, television personalities and rock stars?

Lord Mandelson is looking for a new job once his book-signing tour of the British Isles is over. Or how about the globe-trotting former PM, Tony Blair? Not likely candidates, as both are far too big fish for our little pond, and having to sit seven-and-a-half inches below the Bailiff would dent their mega egos.’

• Read the full column in today’s Jersey Evening Post

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