Protecting Christmas: Santa and the law

Santa reviewing his “naughty or nice” list

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By Paul Byrne of PropelFwd

AH, Christmas. The season of joy, giving, and… rigorous compliance with the Data Protection (Jersey) Law 2018?

That’s right. Even Santa Claus himself must follow the rules when it comes to handling personal data. Let’s unwrap this festive GDPR (or JDPL, if you will) journey and see how the magic of Christmas fares under the watchful eye of the law.

Paul Byrne

First, let’s start with the big guy’s famous list. Santa’s “naughty or nice” ledger is essentially a database, profiling children based on behaviour. However, under the DPJL, such profiling raises several red flags. If being labelled “naughty” includes past misdemeanours, could that constitute special category data related to potential parental convictions? Santa must ensure he has a lawful basis for processing such sensitive information. Explicit consent from parents would be essential, although one might question how many would agree to their little angel being formally branded as “naughty”.

Next, we must address the matter of children writing letters to Santa. These heartfelt messages often contain a treasure trove of personal data – names, addresses and sometimes alarmingly detailed Christmas lists. By law, this data is collected directly from data subjects, meaning transparency is key. Santa must issue a privacy notice outlining how their data will be used and how long it will be retained and outlining their rights to access, rectification or erasure.

Santa’s workshop presents another challenge. Employing a team of elves to sift through letters, craft toys and distribute gifts is no small feat. However, as their employer, Santa is also responsible for the elves’ personal data. From payroll records to performance reviews, all elf information must be stored securely and processed lawfully. After all, nobody wants an employment tribunal in the middle of the North Pole, especially not over a breach of Article 5.

And then there’s the curious case of cookies – this time, the literal kind. Families worldwide leave plates of cookies and glasses of milk for Santa to enjoy. But here’s the twist: under the PECR and ePrivacy directives, Santa might need to give his consent before uploading (eating) these treats. After all, ingesting them involves a clear act of processing.

Households could leave a festive consent form alongside their offerings, explicitly stating that the cookies are available for consumption. Without such consent, Santa risks a compliance blunder every time he munches on a gingerbread man. One can only imagine the administrative chaos if Mrs Claus gets involved, demanding clear terms before Santa can accept his sugary rewards.

The most festive thorn in Santa’s side, however, might be his data retention policy. The DPJL is crystal clear. Personal data cannot be kept beyond its original purpose.

Once Christmas is over, Santa must delete data he no longer needs. Keeping a child’s address for future deliveries might seem tempting, but unless he has a legal basis for doing so, Santa risks turning into a less jolly figure: a data controller in breach.

But how can Santa, or indeed any organisation, navigate these festive pitfalls? This is where Propelfwd steps in, along with sleigh bells. With expertise in data protection, Propelfwd can help ensure compliance without dampening the Christmas cheer. From drafting robust privacy notices to implementing airtight retention policies and even sorting out those pesky cookies, our team works to keep your operations lawful, efficient, and downright magical.

When it comes to data protection, even Santa needs a little help. Merry Christmas – and don’t forget to double-check those cookie permissions.

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