We headed into St Helier to see what you thought of them and to ask you for your favourite jokes. Enjoy the video below.
1. Darren Walsh: ‘I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.’
2. Stewart Francis: ‘Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West.’
3. Adam Hess: ‘Surely every car is a people carrier?’
4. Masai Graham: ‘What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.’
5. Dave Green: ‘If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go.’
6. Mark Nelson: ‘Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.’
7. Tom Parry: ‘Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.’
8. Alun Cochrane: ‘The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.’
9. Simon Munnery: ‘Clowns divorce: custardy battle.’
10. Grace the Child: ‘They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.’
“I never lie on my CV…because it creases it.” – Jenny Collier
“If you don’t know what introspection is you need to take a long, hard look at yourself” – Ian Smith
“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time” – Tom Ward
“Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I’m reminded of the definition of a gentleman. It’s someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn’t” – Gyles Brandreth
“Let me tell you a little about myself. It’s a reflexive pronoun that means ‘me’” – Ally Houston
