Keeping a pet can be a wonderful experience, but just imagine what it would be like if they actually understood what you were telling them.

Reddit user YellowUmbrellaGuy asked what people would talk about if they were “given one hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly, and you understand them perfectly”.

Here are some of the best replies:

You don’t always have to bark

Comment from discussion jackrack1721’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

Revenge

Comment from discussion mournthemonster’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

Comment from discussion DMmeChihpooPics’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

This seems like cheating but we’ll allow it

Comment from discussion lifsonkofie’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

Comment from discussion PhoenixBiscotti’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

Back story

Comment from discussion cucumber678’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

Comment from discussion kosher_beef_hocks’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

Toilet troubles

Comment from discussion 6-5-10-6-11’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

Comment from discussion theSanguinePenguin’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

And this absolute classic

Comment from discussion dioramapanorama’s comment from discussion “You are given 1 hour to communicate with your pets so that they understand you perfectly and you understand them perfectly. What do you guys talk about?”.

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