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Even disaster chefs can learn to cook, say Nadia and Kaye

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The Loose Women and YouTube sensations Nadia Sawalha and Kaye Adams have written their first cookbook together. Ella Walker reports

On the front cover of Nadia Sawalha and Kaye Adams’ latest cookbook – Disaster Chef – the Loose Women presenters are pictured mid food fight.

‘That was a bad idea,’ says Adams (55), shaking her head. ‘I really cannot recommend cold noodles in your cleavage.’

But Sawalha (53) stands by it: ‘In the world of Instagram – when so much of cookery is about, “This is what I am and you’re not. I bet you wish you were me. I’m so wonderful I could eat myself” – if cold noodles in your cleavage doesn’t say who we are, what does?’

This is the duo in a nutshell. Best friends for more than two decades, they chat haphazardly over one another, sniping, laughing, buoying one another up and bickering.

‘She drives me up the f****** wall,’ says Sawalha fondly.

‘She’s so condescending, patronising, interfering, domineering – ugh, she’s very -eering,’ responds Adams.

Their lack of artifice, whether on TV or on their YouTube channel, is crucial, and without the latter, there’d be no cookbook. The pair are bona fide ‘middle-aged social-media sensations’, despite their kids’ initial protestations (they have two daughters apiece).

‘My eldest daughter can’t stay far enough away from it,’ laughs Adams. ‘She’s wholly embarrassed and wishes I would crawl under a stone.’

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18,000 subscribers are tough to ignore though. They test products – the pair recently got a million hits for a video in which they tried cosmetic tape designed to hold your neck and face up (‘It’s basically medical-grade Sellotape,’ says Adams) – and they chat about everything from hair-loss to alcohol addiction, while on Thursday nights they stream live from Sawalha’s kitchen.

‘We usually just go, “Oh, let’s film something”,’ says London-born Sawalha. ‘Then we open the fridge, have a look and just get going. We don’t have a plan.’

‘We’re quite juvenile,’ adds Adams. ‘We’re reclaiming our immaturity.’

They initially started cooking together because ‘Kaye really was, there’s no doubt about it, a disaster chef’, explains Sawalha, who won Celebrity MasterChef in 2007 and has a slew of her own cookbooks already. Adams pulls her phone out and scrolls to a picture of a brown flip-flop-shaped mess that is apparently ‘pitta con funghi’ (‘We should definitely film people’s reactions to it,’ says Sawalha, with a cackle).

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They started posting Adams’ not-so appetising dishes on Facebook and, after realising a lot of people could relate, cooking together on camera became a no-brainer, and the book now brings everything together. It is, says Sawalha, about the ‘building blocks’ of cooking

‘I’m not cheffy at all, I’m only a home cook. I’ve never done caramel baskets or anything, but Kaye made me realise that not everyone knows what it means when you say, “Fry the onions until they’re transparent”.’

The book is full of ‘real food, to get you through life’, says Adams, and is peppered with basic tips and tricks from Sawalha – from getting your steak out of the fridge half an hour before cooking (it makes it less tough) to tipping your drained potatoes back into the hot pan before mashing them. It was all stuff she’d assumed people knew, before Stirlingshire-born Adams pointed out that we don’t all have the ‘building blocks to jump in there’.

‘I’ve managed to successfully make it through life until this point, I just missed out on the cooking thing,’ says Adams. ‘I don’t have the cheffy language, I don’t have the references. It was never something I felt a great connection with. My mum wasn’t particularly into it. You go to university, you’re eating crap, it just passed me by.’

But it seems Adams is learning. ‘She made this,’ says Sawalha, pointing at the book’s berry pavlova recipe. ‘We didn’t have any home ecs or stylists. We cooked the food in the house and my husband took the photos. She did the whole thing. I was really, really drunk there, you can see how drunk I was in the pictures. It was an accident, I just hadn’t eaten.’

‘Without those specific instructions,’ says Adams, ‘I’d think, “Well this is a disaster, I can’t make a pavlova, I’m a rubbish cook”, and then walk to Waitrose, whereas it’s a lovely moment when you follow something and it works. You think, “Wow”.’

For Adams, despite her improvements, cooking will always be something of a chore.

‘Even if I get better at it, it’s not going to be the thing that makes me relax and calm down. At the end of the day, the kids need to be fed, it’s just another thing that “needs to be done”.’

But for Sawalha, the kitchen is her happy place: ‘My husband will be like, “You’ve had a really hard day, don’t be silly, we’ll get a takeaway”. No, it’s because I’ve had a really stressful day that I want to cook! But just because I can cook doesn’t mean I want to be using 20 different ingredients and spending two hours in the kitchen every night – I don’t. I want to bang it on the table and I want everyone to shut up and eat it.’

While their YouTube channel has been a terrific success, and Disaster Chef has done wonders for Adams’ culinary powers, the whole thing has induced a sad state of affairs for their relationship.

‘I don’t think we’ve been for a meal or even had a glass of Prosecco at the end of a show,’ says Sawalha, comically outraged at their lives being forever captured on-screen.

‘When we’ve got the camera on, it’s all very fizzy and organic,’ Adams deadpans. ‘When it’s off, we sit slumped, slack-jawed in the back of the car, staring at each other.’

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